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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Shared recently on Threads:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Just shared via Reddit:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Going viral on X:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Just shared via Facebook:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Reported on Discord:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Trending via X:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Seen just now on X:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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