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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
Funny sword quotes
Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
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Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"
Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?
Commentary:
"Ah, self-awareness, the double-edged lightsaber of personal knowledge 🔪. It's like finding out you're both the hero and the comic relief in your life's movie 🎬. Sure, knowing yourself is great, but the cost? Let's just say ignorance might've been blissful, but it had terrible taste in music 🎵."