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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,297

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Going viral on Messenger:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Trending via YouTube:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Spotted on TikTok:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Making waves on Facebook:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Spotted on Twitch:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Going viral on WeChat:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

77 shares on Telegram this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

79 shares on Threads this month:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,318

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Trending via TikTok:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Just landed via Threads:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just shared via TikTok:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Trending via WeChat:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Just landed via Twitch:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Spotted on Reddit:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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