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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Trending via Slack:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Spotted on Reddit:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Seen just now on WeChat:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Trending via Telegram:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Reported on Messenger:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Just shared via Instagram:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Just landed via Slack:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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