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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Going viral on Threads:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Just landed via YouTube:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Just landed via Slack:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Trending via Reddit:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

54 shares on Discord this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Spotted on Slack:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Just landed via Discord:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Trending via YouTube:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Breaking via TikTok:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Just shared via Twitch:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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