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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Aura is the real business card.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Live now on TikTok:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Just shared via Discord:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Breaking via Reddit:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Just shared via Telegram:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Going viral on Telegram:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Reported on Threads:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Making waves on Reddit:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Reported on Facebook:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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