13 Funny time off quotes

• The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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  17 hours ago

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• White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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  4 days ago

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• Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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  4 days ago

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• They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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  4 days ago

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• Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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  4 days ago

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• Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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  5 days ago

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• People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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  5 days ago

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• Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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  5 days ago

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• People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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  2 weeks ago

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• There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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  2 weeks ago

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