Funny time off quotes

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Called in, "Taking a gap year."

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025