102 Funny tired quotes — Wordgag ツ

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

2 months ago2 months ago

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

2 months ago2 months ago

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

2 months ago2 months ago

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

2 months ago2 months ago

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

2 months ago2 months ago

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m tired of things costing money.

3 months ago3 months ago

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

4 months ago4 months ago

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

4 months ago4 months ago

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

5 months ago5 months ago

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

5 months ago5 months ago

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

5 months ago5 months ago

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

6 months ago