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Funny tired quotes

Sep 22
Share →: I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
Sep 22
Share →: So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000
Sep 22
Share →: I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.
Sep 22
Share →: Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?
Sep 22
Share →: I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.
Sep 22
Share →: Getting real tired of my own bullshit.
Sep 22
Share →: My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
Sep 22
Share →: Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
Sep 22
Share →: If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
Sep 22
Share →: My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.