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Funny tired quotes offer a humorous take on the universal feeling of exhaustion! 😴😂 From witty remarks about being overworked to playful observations on fatigue, these quotes capture the lighter side of being tired. Enjoy a laugh and relate to the humorous side of those weary moments! 😄🛌

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

3 months ago

I am thick and tired.

3 months ago

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

3 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

3 months ago

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

3 months ago

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

3 months ago

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

3 months ago

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

3 months ago

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

3 months ago

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

3 months ago

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

3 months ago

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

3 months ago

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

3 months ago

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

3 months ago

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

3 months ago

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

3 months ago

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

3 months ago