Funny toilet paper quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"

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