Funny toilet paper quotes

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025