Funny train conductor quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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  "The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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