27 Funny trick quotes

• The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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  1 hour ago

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• Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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  5 hours ago

  adult, brain, coffee, drink, even, functioning, functioning adult, humor, i, just, me, taste, thinking, trick, tricks, work

• I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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  7 hours ago

  humor, i, leave, leg, me, parlor, prank, shaving, tattoo, tattoo parlor, trick

• All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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  10 hours ago

  argument, arguments, communication, humor, naked, relationship, solution, trick

• The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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  12 hours ago

  actually, alone, behavior, connection, ever, feel, human, human behavior, irony, isolation, loneliness, making, media, people, relationships, social, social media, trick

• My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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  14 hours ago

  hack, humor, husband, lose, matching, matching pair, me, packing, pair, reader, rolling, sock, sock trick, together, told, travel, travel hack, trick, trip, used

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  1 month ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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  2 months ago

  emotional, expression, farewell, feeling, going, humor, love, million, miss, missing, next, trick, unspoken, unspoken feeling, ways

• And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, fire, humor, illusion, magic, next, performance, set, soul, trick

• For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, four, humor, management, movie, multitasking, next, time, time management, trick, watch, watching

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