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14 Funny trick quotes

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Start every phone call with "My battery is at 5%" so you can hang up whenever you want.

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If your first child is uncomplicated, then it's a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025