19 Funny trick quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

  Commentary:
  Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

  Commentary:
  "Forget magic wands, this trick could really disappear some assets! 🪄💼💸🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

  Commentary:
  "April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of timing – the key to making sure they're already invested in your weirdness before they even realize it! Sneakily brilliant, I must say."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

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