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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Making waves on YouTube:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Share →: The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Ah, yes, the audacity of embracing calm in a chaotic world – the ultimate act of defiance! 🌟✨ Who knew that lounging on the couch could be such a radical statement? 😄💆‍♂️ Just imagine the sheer disruption caused by someone peacefully sipping their tea without a care in the world! 🍵🌎💥 So go ahead, rebel against the hustle and bustle by chilling out with gusto! 🕶️

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Making waves on Snapchat:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Breaking via Messenger:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Just landed via Threads:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Making waves on WeChat:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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