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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Reported on Twitch:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Going viral on Telegram:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just shared via Telegram:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Just landed via Twitch:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Making waves on Reddit:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Spotted on WeChat:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Spotted on Twitch:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Funny unfair quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s little injustices 🎭😂 Whether it’s work drama, everyday annoyances, or those awkward moments we all face, these witty sayings turn frustration into laughter 🤣✨ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as we dive into the funniest takes on life’s unfair surprises! 🎉😜

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6 months ago
Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Commentary:
It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel
6 months ago
Share →: I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Commentary:
"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Making waves on Facebook:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Going viral on Discord:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Breaking via Messenger:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Just landed via Threads:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spotted on TikTok:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Just shared via Threads:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Just landed via Instagram:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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