Funny unfair quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

  Commentary:
  It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

  Commentary:
  "What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy"

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