Commentary:
It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.
Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"
Commentary:
"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁♂️ #BoringButBusy"