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13 Funny wall quotes

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

1 month ago

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

3 months ago

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

3 months ago

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

3 months ago

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

3 months ago

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

3 months ago

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

3 months ago

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

3 months ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

3 months ago

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

3 months ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

3 months ago

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

3 months ago