Funny wall quotes

Funny Quotes About "wall"

• 1. "I hit the wall, but the wall hit back harder."
• 2. "Some walls are meant to be broken, others are meant to be admired from a safe distance."
• 3. "I put up a wall to block out negativity, but it turned out to be a great place for graffiti."
• 4. "Life is like a wall, sometimes you hit a dead end but you just have to find a way around it."
• 5. "I tried talking to a wall once, but it kept giving me the silent treatment."
• 6. "If walls could talk, they would probably just gossip about the paint job."
• 7. "I’m not saying I’m a wallflower, but I do blend in well with wallpaper."
• 8. "Hanging out with a wall is the best way to avoid awkward conversations."
• 9. "My love life is like a wall - solid, unyielding, and in desperate need of a fresh coat of paint."
• 10. "I’m so good at building walls, I should start a construction company."
• 11. "I don’t have a green thumb, but I do have a talent for accidentally knocking things off walls."
• 12. "Life is short, break down walls, not relationships."
• 13. "A wall is just a vertical floor that keeps getting in your way."
• 14. "Having walls is like having a built-in excuse to avoid socializing."
• 15. "I tried to jump over a wall once, but gravity had other plans for me."
• 16. "The writing on the wall said ‘wash me,’ so I did. Turns out, it was just a clever graffiti artist."
• 17. "They say walls have ears, but I think mine are just really good at eavesdropping."
• 18. "If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Or just find a door in the wall."
• 19. "I thought I hit a wall, but it turned out to be a mural in progress."
• 20. "I asked the wall for some privacy, but it refused and kept eavesdropping on my conversations."