22 Funny wall quotes

• “I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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  1 day ago

  contrast, distraction, humor, painting, productive, productivity, staring, Victorian, Victorian painting, wall, work

• Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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  2 days ago

  best, humor, media, mirror, poster, self-love, social, social media, thirst, thirst trap, trap, vanity, wall

• The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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  3 days ago

  accident, clumsiness, drop, fast, humor, i, mishap, moment, phone, reflex, slam, wall

• There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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  3 days ago

  actual, finance, humor, irony, market, movie, stock, stock market, street, wall, wall street, wolf

• Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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  3 days ago

  activity, beat, DIY, fun, fun activity, humor, music, myself, neighbor, practice, teaching, ukulele, wall

• Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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  4 days ago

  allowed, apology, bouncing, coping, frustration, head, humor, leg, restriction, self-deprecating, sorry, wall, walls

• Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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  4 days ago

  accident, allowed, bouncing, head, humor, injury, joke, leg, oh, playful, self-deprecating, slam, sorry, wall, walls

• Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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  5 days ago

  ask, conflict, eavesdropping, fighting, humor, i, knock, know, neighbors, observation, side, speak, wall

• It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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  5 days ago

  break, face, humor, introvert, just, need, party, social, talking, wall

• It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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  6 days ago

  blank, hours, humor, i, life, procrastination, reflection, stare, straight, think, time, wall, where, wrong

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