16 Funny wall quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! Just casually blending in with the wall like a modern-day urban chameleon 🦎. Who needs small talk when you can have a deep conversation with the paint? 🎨 #WallflowerWisdom

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

  Commentary:
  Uh oh, looks like Santa traded his milk and cookies for a boxing glove this year! 🎅🥊 Who knew he could pack such a punch over a dietary preference? Next year, maybe leave out some extra sturdy wall repair kits just in case! 🔨😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, modern romance in the digital age – the perfect mix of heartwarming and clumsy 📱😄💥. Just remember, love is sweet, but watching where you're going is sweeter! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere

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