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20 Funny wall quotes

Funny wall quotes bring instant smiles and good vibes to any space πŸŽ‰πŸ–ΌοΈ! Perfect for adding a splash of humor and personality, these witty sayings turn dull walls into conversation starters πŸ€©πŸ˜‚. Whether in your living room, office, or kitchen, a clever quote can brighten up your day and keep the laughs coming πŸ˜„βœ¨. Ready to level up your decor game with some cheeky charm? Let’s dive in! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Posted on2 weeks ago

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Posted on2 weeks ago

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Posted on2 weeks ago

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Posted on2 weeks ago

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Posted on3 weeks ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Posted on3 weeks ago

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Posted on4 weeks ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Posted on4 weeks ago

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Posted on4 weeks ago

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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