12 Funny wall quotes

It's time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don't know what I’m doing wrong here.

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025