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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Trending via WeChat:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Breaking via WeChat:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Going viral on Messenger:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Trending via Twitch:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Seen just now on Discord:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Going viral on Instagram:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Live now on Instagram:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

22 Funny wall quotes

Funny wall quotes bring instant smiles and good vibes to any space 🎉🖼️! Perfect for adding a splash of humor and personality, these witty sayings turn dull walls into conversation starters 🤩😂. Whether in your living room, office, or kitchen, a clever quote can brighten up your day and keep the laughs coming 😄✨. Ready to level up your decor game with some cheeky charm? Let’s dive in! 🎈🎉

New funny wall quotes 👇

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

1 week ago

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

1 week ago

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

1 week ago

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

1 week ago

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

2 weeks ago

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

2 weeks ago

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

2 weeks ago

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

2 weeks ago

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

2 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Instagram this month:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

I am half agony, half hope.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Trending via Telegram:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Going bananas on WeChat:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Seen just now on X:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Live now on X:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Just shared via Reddit:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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