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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.