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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Reported on Discord:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Trending via Snapchat:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Spotted on X:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Just landed via YouTube:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Trending via Twitch:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Just shared via Discord:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Reported on Instagram:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Just landed via Pinterest:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Going viral on Instagram:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Live now on Discord:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Live now on WeChat:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Spotted on WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Spotted on TikTok:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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