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3 months ago
Share →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Commentary:
"Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"
4 months ago
Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Commentary:
"Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"
4 months ago
Share →: My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like someone got caught in a time loop! 🔄⏰ Let's make Sunday just as fabulous as Saturday! 🎉 Embrace the unexpected Sunday fun! 😄🎶
4 months ago
Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
4 months ago
Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Commentary:
"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"
4 months ago
Share →: I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of email strikes again! It's like a ninja, lurking in the digital shadows, ready to disrupt our peace and productivity. Who knew a simple 'ping' could shatter the illusion of a well-balanced day? Watch out, folks, the inbox bandit strikes when you least expect it!"
4 months ago
Share →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Commentary:
"Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Commentary:
How about a nice bottle of "Apocalyptic Merlot" 🍷🔥 Or perhaps a cheeky "End of Days Cabernet" 🍇🌎 Perfect for savoring the chaos and uncertainty with a hint of dark humor! 😂 #SipAndSurvive 🍷🤪
5 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Commentary:
Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they'll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish
5 months ago
Share →: Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! 🤷‍♂️ It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ⏰😆"