Commentary:
"Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"
230 Funny wit quotes
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Commentary:
"Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Commentary:
Why waste your breath when silence can speak volumes? 🤐💬 Sometimes the best words are the ones left unspoken. Take a pause, let your silence do the talking! 🤫👀
I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.
Commentary:
"Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator"
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
Commentary:
"Sarcasm – the art of punching people in the face, without getting your hands dirty! 💬🥊😏 #SavageWords"
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this:
"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my eternal void? 😂🌌"
Hope you like it!
If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.
Commentary:
When in doubt, unleash your inner wizard and cast a Confusion Spell! 🧙♂️💨🤔
If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.
Commentary:
Mind over matter, the ultimate life hack! 😎🧠✨
Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.
Commentary:
When my friend and I come up with the same terrible plan: 🤔🧠💡 "Great minds" or "group fails"? 😅🔄
I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.
Commentary:
This is why I have a constant subscription to honesty! 😄🗣️😜