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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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