18 Funny zombie quotes

Funny zombie quotes bring a humorous twist to the undead! 🧟😂 From witty remarks about zombie antics to playful observations on their eerie habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of the zombie apocalypse. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in these frightfully funny creatures! 😄🧟‍♂️

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Trying to impress the undead with my killer conversation skills! 🧟‍♂️🗣️🔊

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟‍♂️🥴🚶‍♂️

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entir…

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"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming…

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"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking…

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"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Well, that's a relief! Looks like I won't have to worry about the zombies mistaking me for a buffet anytime soon. I guess all those years of studying and working on my brainpower are finally paying off – literally a life-saving investment!

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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🤔💀🧛‍♂️ Let's see: if a zombie and a vampire decide to have a little nibble on each other, would it be a battle of the bites? 🧟‍♂️💉 Who do you think would come out as the new creature in town – a bite-sized pondering mystery indeed! 🤪🌕

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, wom…

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"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed becau…

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Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic…

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"Who knew that when zombies started running, we'd all be in a full-on sprint to keep up with them? 🧟‍♂️💨 Life's marathon just got a whole lot scarier and faster! Time to lace up those sneakers and start training for the undead race of a lifetime! 🏃‍♂️💀 #ZombieSprint"

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