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🤔💀🧛♂️ Let's see: if a zombie and a vampire decide to have a little nibble on each other, would it be a battle of the bites? 🧟♂️💉 Who do you think would come out as the new creature in town – a bite-sized pondering mystery indeed! 🤪🌕
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Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!
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"Who knew that when zombies started running, we'd all be in a full-on sprint to keep up with them? 🧟♂️💨 Life's marathon just got a whole lot scarier and faster! Time to lace up those sneakers and start training for the undead race of a lifetime! 🏃♂️💀 #ZombieSprint"
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"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"
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"Ah yes, the elusive cameraman – the unsung hero of every zombie apocalypse! 🧟♂️🎥 One might say they have a knack for staying 'behind the scenes' in more ways than one! Who knew zombies had a soft spot for those behind the lens? 🤔😂 #ZombieLogic"
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"Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"
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"Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"
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Well, if he can't appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it's time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed
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"Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!"
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old β you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"