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Nov 3
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: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
Oct 5
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: If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.
Sep 25
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: Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!
Sep 25
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: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
Sep 22
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: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.
Sep 22
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: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
Sep 22
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: Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.
