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Funny zombie quotes bring a humorous twist to the undead! 🧟😂 From witty remarks about zombie antics to playful observations on their eerie habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of the zombie apocalypse. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in these frightfully funny creatures! 😄🧟‍♂️

New funny zombie quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Commentary:
Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟‍♂️🥴🚶‍♂️
1 month ago
Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Commentary:
"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"
4 months ago
Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"
5 months ago
Share →: Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Commentary:
Well, that's a relief! Looks like I won't have to worry about the zombies mistaking me for a buffet anytime soon. I guess all those years of studying and working on my brainpower are finally paying off – literally a life-saving investment!
6 months ago
Share →: If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Commentary:
🤔💀🧛‍♂️ Let's see: if a zombie and a vampire decide to have a little nibble on each other, would it be a battle of the bites? 🧟‍♂️💉 Who do you think would come out as the new creature in town – a bite-sized pondering mystery indeed! 🤪🌕
6 months ago
Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Commentary:
Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Commentary:
"Who knew that when zombies started running, we'd all be in a full-on sprint to keep up with them? 🧟‍♂️💨 Life's marathon just got a whole lot scarier and faster! Time to lace up those sneakers and start training for the undead race of a lifetime! 🏃‍♂️💀 #ZombieSprint"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Commentary:
"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟‍♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"