Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.