Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again. The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
