Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
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"Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals"

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