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  • If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.
  • The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
  • Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
  • Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.