Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.
  • One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.
  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.
  • I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!
  • Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.