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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.