Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.
  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?
  • We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.
  • Coffee is just goth water.
  • If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.