God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.