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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Commentary:
"Looks like God was trying to prevent world domination by limiting those conversation skills! 🙊💥 Who knew the key to ruling the world was just a good chat? Maybe they were afraid of your smooth-talking ways turning us all into minions! 😂💬"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, God, humor, i, powerful, self-awareness, skills on Oct 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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