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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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41 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

36 shares on Threads this month:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

75 shares on Discord this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

63 shares on Threads this month:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Going viral on YouTube:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Going viral on Threads:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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