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  • My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
  • There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
  • Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”
  • I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.
  • Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.
  • Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.