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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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