God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.