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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.