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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.