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Start every meeting with, โ€œLetโ€™s just agree to disagree.โ€

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog itโ€™s all gone, like Iโ€™m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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"Getting your content to go viral on X is like stumbling upon a winning lotto ticket in the midst of a zombie apocalypse! ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ Just when you thought all hope was lost, you've hit the social media jackpot… Try not to get bitten by the clickbait zombies! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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