Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
  • Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
  • Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
  • I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.
  • Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
  • The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.