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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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"Getting your content to go viral on X is like stumbling upon a winning lotto ticket in the midst of a zombie apocalypse! 🎰💥 Just when you thought all hope was lost, you've hit the social media jackpot… Try not to get bitten by the clickbait zombies! 🧟‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, lottery, social media, Twitter, viral on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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