Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.