Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet”

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