Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no l… Commentary:"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry. Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
