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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”