Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her. These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.