Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so Iā€™m no longer tempted to eat them.

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so Iā€™m no longer tempted to eat them.
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"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! šŸŖšŸŽ… Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? šŸ˜‚ #NewYearNewDiet"

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