Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.
  • The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
  • Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  • If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
  • Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.