Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
  • I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
  • I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.