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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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83 shares on Threads this month:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

89 shares on Threads this month:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

73 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Spotted on Discord:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Going bananas on Discord:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Seen just now on Slack:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Trending via Discord:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Making waves on Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Going viral on Discord:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just landed via Telegram:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Trending via Snapchat:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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