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"Good morning to everyone except the baristas who play a risky game of coffee roulette with our morning commute ☕😅 Tighten those lids, folks! #LidTighteningFail"

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I had a friend like me.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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