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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.