Trendy Funny Quotes

  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
  • Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
  • Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?