Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music? Commentary:A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound. I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.