Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
  • Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  • I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.
  • Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.
  • My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.