Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment" Related Funny Posts 🤝 King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird. Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself. “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.