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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Live now on Slack:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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