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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.