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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Commentary:
"🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choices, cool, dating, Halloween, humor, men, nothing, relationships, spooky on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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