Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.
  • My wife has the worst taste in men.
  • When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
  • Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.
  • Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”