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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.