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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Commentary:
"Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged decide, died, dilemma, eat, ever, food, group, hunger, indecision, people, waiting, want on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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