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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Happy new fear!

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?