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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.