Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"

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