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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.