Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
  • The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
  • Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
  • I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
  • Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.