Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.