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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.