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39 shares on Threads this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

42 shares on Slack this month:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

71 shares on X this month:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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