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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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