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"Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

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50 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

68 shares on Threads this month:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sick of living through history!

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Breaking via Telegram:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Just shared via Threads:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Making waves on Messenger:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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