Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
