Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
- A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.
- A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.