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"Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

6 days ago

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

2 weeks ago

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

6 days ago

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

5 days ago

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

1 week ago

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

3 weeks ago

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Trending via Reddit:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Making waves on Snapchat:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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