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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.