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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.