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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.