How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Funny Quotes August 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles. My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad. When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.