How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me? Funny Quotes May 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!