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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.