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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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"Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! ๐Ÿ’ค It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? ๐Ÿค” #ProfessionalProcrastinator"



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