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  • “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine
  • I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.
  • I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.
  • They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
  • Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.
  • Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?