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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.