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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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