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"It feels like this week has been longer than a Monday meeting that just won't end! 🙄⏳ Time just loves to drag its feet when it's midweek, doesn't it? Hang in there, we'll make it to the weekend eventually! 🎉💪"

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70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

83 shares on X this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Spotted on Slack:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Breaking via Slack:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Trending via Telegram:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Just shared via Slack:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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