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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do…

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do…

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Well, it's not like you can leave a voicemail saying, "Sorry, I'm not feeling very productive today." 🙈💦 Just imagine the awkwardness of that phone call – "Hello, yes, I need to cancel my reservation at the sperm bank… No, no reason in particular, I'm just feeling a bit… drained?" 😂 It definitely raises some intriguing logistical questions!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, awkward, awkward moment, bank, call, cancel, funny situation, humor, just, moment, say, situation, someone, sperm, sperm bank on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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