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- Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
- When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
- Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
- If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
- After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.