Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
  • I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
  • Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.
  • The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.
  • The most important meal of the day is the next one.
  • My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.