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"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"

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97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

71 shares on X this month:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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