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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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69 but we both just farting.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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