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"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
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