I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals

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