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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?